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31 May 2009 @ 07:57 pm
Mess (Sequel to Sleep) [TabiRi]  
Title: Mess
Pairing: TabiRi, kinda Youngbae centric
Genre: CRACK!, and humour
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Youngbae's fed up with all the mess the pair leave all over the apartment.

A/N: Sequel to my Sleep fic, keke its in Youngbae's POV about his problems with the pair, i dunno if i'll do a Daesung one hehe,OH and the ice-cream AU is coming along well ^w^


 

Youngbae frowns, seething the splayed mess on the sheets. Apparently TabiRi had left him a gift…once again.

 

At first he thought it was cute how the two had finally got together, smiling happily at their aegyo. But that all changed after the nights got longer and sleep was constantly flipping signs like un-vacant or currently un-available.

 

Youngbae was happy for them, but always complained why it had to be the two most immature members in the group.

 

He’s spent months trying to resolve the problem, trying every trick he could lure. Candy, praise, threats…although those hadn’t turned out too well. Especially the threats…he re-calls the way he cornered the magnae one afternoon, asking menacingly why they made love so much? –And no he doesn’t speak the way Jiyong does.

 

Magnae just curtly replied with a cute what better way to prove your love than through sex? Neh? Youngbae almost face palmed himself that exact moment but took in turn to abuse the magnae instead, instantly regretting it when Seunghyun was within earshot of Seungri’s distressed wails and bonked him on the head for it, continuing with the encouragement of Seungri’s fake sobbing.

 

Youngbae constantly contemplates on the mess they leave all over the apartment. On the walls, on the couch, the kitchen counter, the bathroom, the laundry room and he got especially mad after he took a look at his own bed that one time…

 

 

Upon walking in the living room, he sighs seeing a bunch of carelessly tossed clothes everywhere, groaning each time he has to bend down to pick them up.

 

“Hyung…What are you doing?”

 

Youngbae straightens up to face the recognized voice “Im cleaning up your mess…”

 

Seungri pouts, eyes questioning “Why?”

 

Youngbae sighs “Because, someone has to do the cleaning in this house.”

 

“But, Don’t we have a maid?”

 

“A Maid? What makes you think? That we do?”

 

Seungri worries his bottom lip “Well, Hyun and me noticed things after we have-“

 

“AH! Just…carry on..”

 

“Uh, ok. Well after we did –uh you know-what. We’d come back and notice that the mess was all cleaned up, so we’ve always assumed there was a ghost-maid, Partly the reason why we would just leave the mess behind.”

 

“1st there is no such thing as a ghost maid, and second! Im the one cleaning up after you guys all the time!” Youngbae speaks through gritted teeth.

 

“Oh.”

 

Youngbae’s eyes widen with anger but he’s trained himself to have the best self-restraint over the years,

 

“Just Oh??”

 

Seungri hums thoughtfully, walking over to place a hand over Youngbae’s shoulder.

 

“Well, your not doing a very good job are you?”

 

Seungri walks away; lucky to miss the murderous intent in his Hyungs eyes and the absence in Youngbae’s hands as it tries to strangle the air.


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next chapter: It starts with a shoulder


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Yukiyuki_dizon on May 31st, 2009 09:39 am (UTC)
This is so cute.
TABIRI PHAIL~ x]
Poor Bae. I'll help you clean up, dear! I just don't want to encounter the two Seung Hyuns makin' love. As much as I love TabiRi, I don't want to lose my sanity~

Thanks for sharing! I liked this.
Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 09:50 am (UTC)
^&^
keke it seems Ri is on Top's behalf anyway's hahah, lmao YB lucky he hasnt stumbled on there love making too haha
lol it must get real tiring for BB to keep up with them ^w^

thanks for commenting &hearts :33
CATHARINA: BANGS  -_______-;;;orenjimaru on May 31st, 2009 10:33 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO!
TabiRi ah~ You guys are killing your umma, cut the poor boy some slack eh. At least clear stuff up after you screw next time, now that you know there are no such things as ghost maids.
XDDDD

So fail, both TabiRi and helpless!Bae. Love!
xxx
Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 10:41 am (UTC)
^^
LOL they exist, how else does Heechul get his mansion clean... -_- uhh sorry ive been reading this Kyuchul ghost fic and yea...wookie was a house-cleaner

lol no! TabiRi WIN, helpless!Bae fail lol
so right now its Tabiri-2 Rest of the member-0 lmao
&hearts thanks for reading unnie
Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
intersting what? lol i cant understand the other part
wanielovesbb: ToRiwanielovesbb on May 31st, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
“Well, your not doing a very good job are you?” <----LOL xD


Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 11:49 pm (UTC)
keke :DDDDD
Ri WINS in life :OOO
no genreno_genre on May 31st, 2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
Youngbae constantly contemplates on the mess they leave all over the apartment. On the walls, on the couch, the kitchen counter, the bathroom, the laundry room and he got especially mad after he took a look at his own bed that one time…
damn tabiri sure gets busy :O & bae suffers finding their mess & having to clean it up D:

Magnae just curtly replied with a cute what better way to prove your love than through sex? Neh? Youngbae almost face palmed himself that exact moment but took in turn to abuse the magnae instead, instantly regretting it when Seunghyun was within earshot of Seungri’s distressed wails and bonked him on the head for it, continuing with the encouragement of Seungri’s fake sobbing.
kekekeke Seunghyun protects his baby :D & ri's fake sobbing :p
ri oh ri an your explanation of why you do it so much

poor bae he has to clean up their mess D;
ahahahaha tabiri is fail lol "ghost maid"
“Well, your not doing a very good job are you?”
^
l
ahahahahaha ri

i love tabiri crack :DDD
i am a G-TOP shipper but i AM REALLY REALLY starting to like tabiri D:
& it's partially your fault......[>_____<];;

Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
*o* your quoting spam :DDDDDDDDD!!
LOL, well it amkes it easier for TabiRi since they live together :333

teehee :DDDDDDD of course Seunghyun does *-*, lol isnt that why ppl do it so much, or coz its fun xDDD

GHOST MAID'S ARE REAL!! ^o^ Heechul has one :~D

-evil grin- i needs you to come over to our side lol or be a double agent for both pairs hahahah
-huggles you-

Thanks for reading~! &hearts
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Engraved_16engraved_16 on May 31st, 2009 11:55 pm (UTC)
submitted by auhtor, catch 1?
:3 i dnt knw what that means
gypsy_sonata: linlingypsy_sonata on June 1st, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
ROFL! XDDD!

I enjoyed the fic very much!
Engraved_16engraved_16 on June 1st, 2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
:DDDD

thanks ^^, read my sleep fic too &hearts~!!
maomao4evermaomao4ever on June 1st, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
…he re-calls the way he cornered the magnae one afternoon, asking menacingly why they made love so much? –And no he doesn’t speak the way Jiyong does.
- ur bae wins at life. too damn adorable <3 <3 <3

ghost maid???
thats just an excuse for tabiri to have more sex XD

loved it!
plz carry on with the series! *hint daesung's pov hint*
Engraved_16engraved_16 on June 1st, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
LOL YB isn't innocent though..okay maybee a lil bit :3333

-pouts- dont you believe TabiRi?? lol its somehting they would say ^^
ghost maids are real! O.o

thanks for reading~!! &hearts
Kimchiso_much_kimchi on July 1st, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Ooh I like the way you write and play with the words... I'm on to you now ^^
Engraved_16engraved_16 on July 2nd, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
:DDDDDD
thanks! not much people comment about my writing, coz it really sucks lols but i'd say my plots are unique i guess

-dies- stalk as much as you want XDDDDD
daesung_fanaticdaesung_fanatic on November 21st, 2009 11:32 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO LOOOOOOLZ

silly silly Maknae
daesung_fanaticdaesung_fanatic on November 21st, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
and since I can't reply to my comment LOLZ

I shall jsut say that by maknae I meant ri not u LOLZ
Engraved_16engraved_16 on November 22nd, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
LOL iknr u meant ri unnie but thnx for reading anyways ^^
loserforyaloserforya on February 2nd, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
omg hahah even I was angry hahaha poor Bae hahaha xD
Engraved_16engraved_16 on February 3rd, 2011 03:53 am (UTC)
haha yes, poor bae

thanks for reading! <3